Dear The Relative News,
Oh - how I've negelected you over the past few months! No updates amidst all sorts of exciting life events. Wine country, agility trials, wedding shower, dog injuries, and more... For some reason, "Oh, sorry, wish I could help with the wedding invitations, but I have to post another 30 pictures of our dogs and talk about their training shortcomings" is not a viable excuse to get me out of helping with planning or really anything related to the wedding...
But alas, the light is at the end of the tunnel. Neglect will ultimately transform into over-excitement once our wedding passes and honeymoon comes to an end. The bolus of photos and stories from our new life will certainly overwhelm my browser's bandwitdth, causing multiple "Internet Explorer Not Responding" messages and, ultimately, many many "power button" reboots.
Rest assured, TRN, your time will come. You will once again, like the Pheonix, rise from the ashes of your prior form and emerge a beautiful, powerful blog once again.
Sincerely,
Greg